Game 6 of the Eastern Conference finals, undoubtedly, is what keeps Jiang Heping up at night. On Wednesday, Jiang, the executive director of China's state television station, announced that the NBA playoffs -- not all sports, mind you, but particularly the NBA playoffs -- were being taken off the air because they are "not in accordance with the atmosphere of the nation after the devastation of the [Sichuan] earthquake.

They are too entertaining."