florida turnpike

Ok, so you're cruising north on the Florida Turnpike. The cops pull you over and you're freaking out, man, because you're holding some seriously illicit shit: A cooler full of 232 lobster tails -- 167 of which are undersized.

A headless panther was found along the Florida turnpike in central Florida. wildlife officials are seeking information from the public about the panther found decapitated in Osceola County Friday afternoon.